just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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