Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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