we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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