Ambien. No doubt about it.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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