I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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