so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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