i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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