But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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