Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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