I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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