is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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