O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
high people should be assigned attendants
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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