It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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