She's JV to your varsity
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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