God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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