i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Randomize
