awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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