You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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