good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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