She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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