My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize