I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
did i just pee glitter
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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