Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Can you bring me the toilet please
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
MIDGETS
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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