normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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