Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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