I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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