Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
