I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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