Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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