We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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