"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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