haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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