He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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