i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he puts the penis in happiness.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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