But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
