I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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