Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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