real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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