you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There r osticjed everywhere
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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