i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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