belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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