in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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