It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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