is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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