I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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