if i can run in heels then i can drive
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So. Much. Porn.
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