SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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