Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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