i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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