Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i think i have herpe
just one?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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