Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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