i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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