even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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