Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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