You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
