sorry about calling you the devil all night.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize